God does not exist because...

These "proofs" against God's existence really cracked me up so bad I can't let myself pass from posting this.

ARGUMENT FROM TINKERBELL

1. I really want God to be fake.
2. If you wish for something really hard, it'll come true.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY (aka THE MOST COMMON ATHEIST ARGUMENT)

1. B---s---!
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM ECONOMY

1. God doesn’t exist, you bastards!
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT

1. Ha ha ha.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY

1. I forgot to take my meds.
2. Therefore, THERE IS NO GOD!!
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS

1. God doesn’t exist.
2. I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS

1. F--- you.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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